Good God.

So apparently, this guy’s a thief who just got done robbing the East London Museum. As he was trying to escape, he fell and got raped by a karma fence.

Believe it or not, Danny Ocean over here actually survived this ordeal. He stayed there like a shish kabob, shrieking until the cops came.

Needless to say, there was some damage done to the rectal region.  Full story.

I’m still cringing.

It’s like getting fucked by a Transformer.

WORST CASE SCENARIO.