So apparently, this guy’s a thief who just got done robbing the East London Museum. As he was trying to escape, he fell and got raped by a karma fence.
Believe it or not, Danny Ocean over here actually survived this ordeal. He stayed there like a shish kabob, shrieking until the cops came.
Needless to say, there was some damage done to the rectal region. Full story.
I’m still cringing.
It’s like getting fucked by a Transformer.
WORST CASE SCENARIO.