Open wide Kringle.

35-pee-in-santas-face

YOU FAT FUCKING SLOB.

Maybe if you would’ve brought me that mountain bike I asked for, I wouldn’t have to R. Kelly your ass. But oh well, no more milk and cookies for you.

Dear Santa, I’m thinking burritos tonight.

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