Archive for April, 2009
Yep, you read that right. Full-on banged it. And tore his shit up in the process. The best part is, that after he’s busted, he tries to sue the company for dick damage. It turns out, piñatas aren’t meant to be fucked.
At the end of the day, I’ve got to tell you, I don’t really think it’s this guy’s fault.
It’s the piñata’s fault—for being so damn cute.
He’s done it again!
Big ups to the King and his court, taking down the Pistons in four straight games.
Boys, I like the way you sweep. We’re looking beautiful right now. Let’s keep this going.
“Any day now.” That’s what the look in this poodle’s eye tells me.
You see, Cindy the poodle has been sitting back idly for way too long, allowing her owner to “play Barbie” with a living soul. But one of these days, she will reach her breaking point. And when she does, mark my words, this will end badly. She may look like a cowgirl that day or maybe even a fairy, but her owner? Her owner will be THROATLESS in a pool of blood. And Cindy will have the last maniacal laugh.
There will be blood. Oh yes, there will be blood.