Archive for June, 2009

Heroes die. Legends live forever.

Posted in This guy on June 30, 2009 by dkells

Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth

MJ was an icon, but this man, well, he was a true performer…

With manufactured enthusiasm and calculated hand movements, Billy Mays pitched his way into our hearts forever. All you’d ever have to do is flip through a few channels, and there he’d be. Waiting. With a freshly-dyed beard and an ‘exciting new product.’  He was a pitchman through and through. A pitchman who knew only one style—genius. The man was camera-ready in his sleep, and the only cue cards he ever needed resided in his head. (Second takes were just for fun). This hoss could hock stilts to a paraplegic and deflower a virgin with his musk alone. In short, the man was a pro.

Whenever I was feeling down, I knew I could always turn to Mays. He would place his giant thumb over my heart, and simply knead to activate.

To Billy Mays: the best there ever was.

Amazing.

Posted in funny shit on June 26, 2009 by dkells

He’s baaaaaack!

Posted in funny shit on June 25, 2009 by dkells

mjzombie

Too soon?

+++

Emo emu.

Posted in funny shit on June 22, 2009 by dkells

Emo_emu

Awwwww. Go bury your head in the ground, pussy, maybe your oppressive parents will go away.

This guy has zero tolerance for failure.

Posted in This guy on June 19, 2009 by dkells

I love how this psycho tries to play it off and keep dancing.

Nothing to see here.

Posted in Ridiculous on June 18, 2009 by dkells

artemiobambi

Just a deer in a straight jacket watching some tube.

Hey!

Posted in funny shit on June 17, 2009 by dkells