Archive for November, 2009

Prepare yourself for Mambo Dog.

Posted in funny shit on November 24, 2009 by dkells

I wonder how amazing/awkward it would have been to walk in on one of their training sessions.

Boys will be boys.

Posted in Ridiculous with tags on November 19, 2009 by dkells

Posted in This guy with tags on November 13, 2009 by dkells

Danza

Quite possibly the best question ever posed.

Leopard fucks with the wrong one.

Posted in This guy with tags on November 10, 2009 by dkells

mmburugu

Apparently, this 73-year old Kenyan is just minding his own business, farming and shit when out of nowhere, a fucking leopard attacks him. The old man decides he isn’t feeling the situation, mutters, “fuck this cat,” and proceeds to RIP ITS GODDAMN TONGUE OUT WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

With a firm grip on the leopard’s tongue, the wily old vet pops back up to his feet, brushes himself off and screams “What son?!” at the top of his lungs as he watches the carcass bleed out.

“My tongue now!”  –Daniel M’Mburugu, the hardest motherfucker in Kenya

Full story.

Picture the bullet ripping through his brain…

Posted in funny shit on November 10, 2009 by dkells

92 Sniping Lessons

exhale slowly…

Found you, bitch.

Posted in funny shit on November 10, 2009 by dkells

bumpsadaisyqw4

Posted in funny shit on November 10, 2009 by dkells

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