Leopard fucks with the wrong one.


Apparently, this 73-year old Kenyan is just minding his own business, farming and shit when out of nowhere, a fucking leopard attacks him. The old man decides he isn’t feeling the situation, mutters, “fuck this cat,” and proceeds to RIP ITS GODDAMN TONGUE OUT WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

With a firm grip on the leopard’s tongue, the wily old vet pops back up to his feet, brushes himself off and screams “What son?!” at the top of his lungs as he watches the carcass bleed out.

“My tongue now!”  –Daniel M’Mburugu, the hardest motherfucker in Kenya

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